Portraits of Spam

Portraits of Spam — Dr. Ikenna Abuchi

Here’s to disprove all you doubters out there: I got a Portrait of Spam up JUST AS I SAID I WOULD! Self-validation aside, meet Dr. Ikenna Abuchi. He seems to be a rather nice man, expressing strong concern regarding my inheritance that is apparently caught in limbo at the bank. All he needs to process the papers are the necessary documents, including identification and banking information; too bad he forgot to include his address.

Portraits of Spam, Stuff I've Designed

Portraits of Spam — Jed Major

“Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!”
— Gunnery Sergeant  Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

(As promised, here is the latest entry in my Portraits of Spam series. I’ll be sure to post at least one next week, or you can take one of my fingers.)


SNC Becomes a Toddler

As of tomorrow (according to my calendar, not yours crazy WordPress) Straight, No Chaser officially becomes two years old! Ice cream cake for everyone!

The question of whether I should continue keeping up with this thing continues to arise almost daily — hence the inconsistency in my activity here — but a certain amount of stubbornness refuses the notion of giving up. Yes, I may (too frequently) say I’ll be putting something up only to go ahead and not follow through; over-thinking to the point of doing nothing is something I’ve suffered from for years, just ask anyone who’s known me long enough.

I’m going to post a “Week” in Review that will cover some items from the weeks passed that I consider worth looking at, even if they are a ripe old age in internet years. I also do have that previously mentioned, nearly completed Portrait of Spam — I swear, I do — and I’ll have that up within the next couple days.

New Years Resolution: More consistent activity on this c*ck sucker.


Happy New Year

A few days late — as usual — but the sentiment is still there. I’ve got a new Portrait of Spam to post by the end of the week and I’ll be resuming my regular-ish blogging activities now that the holidays are over. You may have noticed I prematurely put up a new header in mid-December. I couldn’t wait.

Sharing a feeling similar to that which many of my friends are expressing, “Good riddance 2010, I’ll hardly miss thee.”